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  • PART 2 OF GRANDMA SUES SANTA’S REINDEERS

    Court has commenced

    Everyone is in court and the Jury is all set to begin

    Grandmas Lawyer’s is ready

    Santa is representing himself holding steady

    The Judge has entered the court and the proceedings give begin in the gravel

    Grandma is on the witness stand and sworn in

    The Prosecutor asked Grandma to identify Santa in the room, and she points on the right

    Grandma gives her testimony on what happened on the day in question

    I had Egg Nog with a touch of Alcohol for the Winter cold for warmth before going out

    Grandma explained as she walking, she was caught by surprise and run over by Santa’s Reindeers and Sleigh

    The Prosecutor then responds to Grandma that she wasn’t alert in her right mind

    Grandma’s Lawyer responds with an outburst bullying the witness

    Judge responds with over ruled

    The Prosecutor asks Grandma, Did you hear any jingle or bells in warning?

    Grandma abruptly responded with NO

    The Prosecutor then responds with, Grandma, I hope you don’t mind me calling you that, “You said you had Egg Nog with Alcohol to keep warm

    If you were drinking that meant you were probably unstable

    Where were you going?

    Grandma stated, I was going to the store to pick up food and Soda’s for the Family get together on Christmas

    The Prosecutor reminded that there were no witnesses and just you in the circumstance

    You wasn’t sober, have no idea into whether you were run over by Santa’s Reindeers or a car

    The Hospital records indicate that you were in fact intoxicated

    There is no evidence that proves Santa and his Reindeer are at fault

    It is now Santa’s turn to question Grandma

    Do you have any personal feelings against Santa?

    Grandma abruptly suggested, NO

    Your remarks seem to state, that you are the one in question

    Intoxication

    Santa stated, I don’t drink, and always remain sober at all times

    The shoe now is on the other foot

    The Judge asks the Jury to deliberate their verdict

    The Jury made their verdict as Santa and his Reindeers are innocent

    There was no doubt because of strong evidence

    Grandma needs to understand to be sob er and alert when going out

    At the moment, appraisal from everyone in the court, but of course, Grandma was upset with the verdict

    Grandma has a Drinking bout

    Santa was cleared of all charges

    Judge’s Gravel

    Court Adjoined

     

     

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