DOCTOR OF THE HOUSE

DOCTOR OF THE HOUSE

Welcome M'sleur, sit yourself down,
Roll up your sleeve, get rid
of that frown
As for the rest awaiting in
line
Wait a bit longer and you
will be fine.

Seldom do you see
A vaccine given for free
Queuing in the church
hall
At half-past three.

Doctor of the house, doling
out his charm,
Have it in your buttock
or in your arm,
Just a little prick, might
be a bit sore,
Fifty people queuing by 
the front door.

Glad to do you all a 
favour,
Doesn't cost me to be
nice.
This is just the first one - 
Please be sure to have
it twice.

Doctor of the house, nurses
full of charm,
Looking for a good vein
in my left arm.
Feeling right as rain, no
need to complain.
Church halls overcrowded
as it starts to rain.

Everybody loves the
doctor,
Everybody's bosom friend,
Doing what he pleases
Jesus! He'll jab you in
the end.

Doctor of the house,
must not skip the queue,
Let's just hope the doctor
knows what to do,
Here to help us all, try
to win the fight,
With the Covid vaccine
well we all just might.

Everybody's favourite 
doctor,
Everybody's bosom
friend
Giving out the vaccine
To help us in the end.

BY
DARRYL ASHTON