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  • Epigrams by Michael R. Burch

    These are epigrams by Michael R. Burch and other short poems...
    
    Conformists of a feather
    flock together.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    (Winner of the National Poetry Month Couplet Competition) 
    
    
    
    Epitaph for a Palestinian Child
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    I lived as best I could, and then I died.
    Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.
    
    (Published by Romantics Quarterly, Poetry Super Highway, Poets for Humanity, Angle, Daily Kos, Katutura English, Setu, Art Villa; also translated into Czech, Indonesian, Romanian and Turkish)
    
    
    
    Childless
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    How can she bear her grief? 
    Mightier than Atlas, she shoulders the weight 
    of one fallen star.
    
    
    
    Stormfront
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Our distance is frightening: 
    a distance like the abyss between heaven and earth
    interrupted by bizarre and terrible lightning.
    
    
    
    Laughter's Cry
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Because life is a mystery, we laugh
    and do not know the half.
    
    Because death is a mystery, we cry
    when one is gone, our numbering thrown awry.
    
    (Originally published by Angelwing)
    
    
    
    Autumn Conundrum
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    It's not that every leaf must finally fall, 
    it's just that we can never catch them all.
    
    (Originally published by The Neovictorian/Cochlea, this poem has been translated into Russian, Macedonian, Turkish and Romanian) 
    
    
    
    Piercing the Shell
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    If we strip away all the accouterments of war, 
    perhaps we'll discover what the heart is for.
    
    (Originally published by The Neovictorian/Cochlea, this poem has been translated into Russian, Arabic, Turkish and Macedonian) 
    
    
    
    Sex Hex
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Love's full of cute paradoxes
    (and highly acute poxes) .
    
    (Published by Asses of Parnassus and Lighten Up)
    
    
    
    Styx
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Black waters—
    deep and dark and still.
    All men have passed this way,
    or will.
    
    (Published by The Raintown Review and Blue Unicorn; also translated into Romanian and published by Petru Dimofte in Poezii. This is one of my early poems, written as a teenager. I believe it was my second epigram.)
    
    
    
    Fahr an' Ice
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    (apologies to Robert Frost and Ogden Nash)
    
    From what I know of death, I'll side with those
    who'd like to have a say in how it goes: 
    just make mine cool, cool rocks (twice drowned in likker) , 
    and real fahr off, instead of quicker.
    
    
    
    A question that sometimes drives me hazy: 
    am I or are the others crazy?
    —Albert Einstein, poetic interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Are mayflies missed by mountains? Do stars
    applaud the glowworm’s stellar mimicry?
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    After the Poetry Recital
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Later there’ll be talk of saving whales
    over racks of lamb and flambéed snails.
    
    
    
    Lance-Lot
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Preposterous bird! 
    Inelegant! Absurd! 
    Until the great & mighty heron
    brandishes his fearsome sword.
    
    
    
    Less Heroic Couplets: Multiplication, Tabled
    or Procreation Inflation
    by Michael R. Burch 
    
    for the Religious Right 
    
    "Be fruitful and multiply"—
    great advice, for a fruitfly! 
    But for women and men, 
    simple Simons, say, "WHEN! "
    
    
    
    The Whole of Wit
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    If brevity is the soul of wit
    then brevity and levity 
    are the whole of it.
    
    (Published by Shot Glass Journal) 
    
    
    
    Nun Fun Undone
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Abbesses'
    recesses
    are not for excesses! 
    
    (Published by Brief Poems) 
    
    
    
    Saving Graces, for the Religious Right
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter...
    wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.
    
    (Published by Shot Glass Journal and Poem Today) 
    
    
    
    A man may attempt to burnish pure gold, but who can think to improve on his mother?—Mahatma Gandhi, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Fierce ancient skalds summoned verse from their guts; 
    today's genteel poets prefer modern ruts.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Old age, believe me, is a blessing. While it’s true you get gently shouldered off the stage, you’re awarded such a comfortable front row seat as spectator. — Confucius, loose translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Not Elves, Exactly
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Something there is that likes a wall, 
    that likes it spiked and likes it tall, 
    that likes its pikes' sharp rows of teeth
    and doesn't mind its victims' grief
    (wherever they come from, far or wide) 
    as long as they fall on the other side.
    
    
    
    Ars Brevis, Proofreading Longa
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Poets may labor from sun to sun,
    but their editor's work is never done.
    
    
    
    Arse Brevis, Emendacio Longa
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    The Donald may tweet from sun to sun,
    but his spellchecker’s work is never done. 
    
    
    
    Dawn
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    for Beth and Laura
    
    Bring your particular strength
    to the strange nightmarish fray:
    wrap up your cherished ones
    in the golden light of day.
    
    
    
    Self-ish
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Let's not pretend we "understand" other elves
    as long as we remain mysteries to ourselves.
    
    
    
    Negligibles
    by Michael R. Burch
     
    Show me your most intimate items of apparel;
    begin with the hem of your quicksilver slip ...
    
    
    
    Negotiables
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Love should be more than the sum of its parts?
    of its potions and pills and subterranean arts.
    
    
    
    Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Building her brand, she disrobes,
    naked, except for her earlobes.
    
    
    
    Less Heroic Couplets: Word to the Unwise
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    I wanted to be good as gold,
    but being good, as I’ve been told,
    requires something, discipline,
    I simply have no interest in!
    
    
    
    Liquid Assets
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    And so I have loved you, and so I have lost, 
    accrued disappointment, ledgered its cost, 
    debited wisdom, credited pain...
    My assets remaining are liquid again.
    
    
    
    Brief
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Epigram
    means cram, 
    then scram! 
    
    
    
    To write an epigram, cram.
    If you lack wit, scram! 
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Fleet Tweet: Apologies to Shakespeare
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    A tweet
    by any other name
    would be as fleet. 
    @mikerburch (Michael R. Burch) 
    
    
    
    Fleet Tweet II: Further Apologies to Shakespeare
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Remember, doggonit, 
    heroic verse crowns the Shakespearean sonnet! 
    So if you intend to write a couplet, 
    please do it on the doublet! 
    @mikerburch (Michael R. Burch) 
    
    
    
    Love is either wholly folly, 
    or fully holy.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Civility 
    is the ability 
    to disagree
    freely
    but always
    agreeably.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Midnight Stairclimber
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Procreation
    is at first great sweaty recreation, 
    then—long, long after the sex dies—
    the source of endless exercise.
    
    (Published by Angelwing and Brief Poems) 
    
    
    
    Love has the value
    of gold, if it's true; 
    if not, of rue.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    The editors of Poetry know no more about poetry than I do about basket-weaving, except that I know a good basket when I have it in my hands.—Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    The First Complete Musical Composition
    
    Shine, while you live;
    blaze beyond grief,
    for life is brief
    and Time, a thief.
    —Michael R. Burch, after Seikilos of Euterpes
    
    The so-called Seikilos Epitaph is the oldest known surviving complete musical composition which includes musical notation. It is believed to date to the first or second century AD. The epitaph appears to be signed “Seikilos of Euterpes” or dedicated “Seikilos to Euterpe.” Euterpe was the ancient Greek Muse of music.
    
    
    
    Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; 
    Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Nonsense Verse for a Nonsensical White House Resident
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Roses are red, 
    Daffodils are yellow, 
    But not half as daffy 
    As that taffy-colored fellow!
    
    
    
    The Hair Flap
    by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
    
    The hair flap was truly a scare:
    Trump's bald as a billiard back there!
    The whole nation laughed
    At the state of his graft;
    Now the man's wigging out, so beware!
    
    
    
    Toupée or Not Toupée, That is the Question
    by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
    
    There once was a brash billionaire
    who couldn't afford decent hair.
    Vexed voters agreed:
    "We're a nation in need!"
    But toupée the price, do we dare?
    
    
    
    Toupée or Not Toupée, This is the Answer
    by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
    
    Oh crap, we elected Trump prez!
    Now he's Simon: we must do what he sez!
    For if anyone thinks
    And says his "plan" stinks,
    He'll wig out 'neath that weird orange fez!
    
    
    
    White as a Sheet
    by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
    
    Donald Trump had a real Twitter Scare
    then rushed off to fret, vent and share:
    "How dare Bernie quote
    what I just said and wrote?
    Like Megyn he's mean, cruel, unfair!"
    
    
    
    Viral Donald
    by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
    
    Donald Trump is coronaviral:
    his brain's in a downward spiral.
    That pale nimbus of hair
    proves there's nothing up there
    but an empty skull, fluff and denial.
    
    
    
    Cassidy Hutchinson is not only credible, but her courage and poise under fire have been incredible. — Michael R. Burch
    
    Cassidy Hutchinson is a modern Erin Brockovich except that in her case the well has been poisoned for the whole country. — Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    The Red State Reaction
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Where the hell are they hidin’
    Sleepy Joe Biden?
    
    And how the hell can the bleep
    Do so much, in his sleep?
    
    
    
    Red State Reject
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    I once was a pessimist
    but now I’m more optimistic
    ever since I discovered my fears
    were unsupported by any statistic.
    
    
    
    There's no need to rant about Al-Qaeda and ISIS.
    The cruelty of "civilization" suffices: 
    our ordinary vices.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Flight
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    It is the nature of loveliness to vanish
    as butterfly wings, batting against nothingness
    seek transcendence ...
    
    Originally published by Hibiscus (India)
    
    
    
    Less Heroic Couplets: Murder Most Fowl!
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    “Murder most foul!”
    cried the mouse to the owl.
    
    “Friend, I’m no sinner;
    you’re merely my dinner.
    
    As you fall on my sword,
    take it up with the LORD!”
    
    the wise owl replied
    as the tasty snack died.
    
    Originally published by Lighten Up Online and in Potcake Chapbook #7. In an attempt to demonstrate that not all couplets are heroic, I have created a series of poems called “Less Heroic Couplets.” I believe even poets should abide by truth-in-advertising laws! — Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    The Complete Redefinitions
    
    Faith: falling into the same old claptrap.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Religion: the ties that blind.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Salvation: falling for allure —hook, line and stinker.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Canned political applause: clap track for the claptrap.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Baseball: lots of spittin' mixed with occasional hittin'.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Lingerie: visual foreplay.—Michael R. Burch
    
    A straight flush is a winning hand. A straight-faced flush is when you don't give it away.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Lust: a chemical affair.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Believer: A speck of dust / animated by lust / brief as a mayfly / and yet full of trust.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Theologian: someone who wants life to “make sense” / by believing in a “god” infinitely dense.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Skepticism: The murderer of Eve / cannot be believed.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Death: This dream of nothingness we fear / is salvation clear.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Insuresurrection: The dead are always with us, and yet they are naught!—Michael R. Burch
    
    Marriage: a seldom-observed truce / during wars over money / and a red-faced papoose.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Is “natural affection” affliction? / Is “love” nature’s sleight-of-hand trick / to get us to reproduce / whenever she feels the itch?—Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Less Heroic Couplets: Mini-Ode to Stamina
    by Michael R. Burch
     
    When you’ve given so much
    that I can’t bear your touch,
    then from a safe distance
    let me admire your persistence.
    
    
    
    The Trouble with Elephants: a Word to the Wise
    by Michael R. Burch 
    
    An elephant NEVER forgets,
    which is why they don’t make the best pets:
    Jumbo may well out-live you,
    but he’ll NEVER forgive you
    so you may as well save your regrets!
    
    
    
    The Beat Goes On (and On and On and On ...)
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Bored stiff by his board-stiff attempts
    at “meter,” I crossly concluded
    I’d use each iamb
    in lieu of a lamb,
    bedtimes when I’m under-quaaluded.
    
    
    
    Less Heroic Couplets: Less than Impressed
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    for T. M., regarding certain dispensers of lukewarm air
    
    Their volume's impressive, it's true...
    but somehow it all seems 'much ado.'
    
    
    
    Cover Girl
    by Michael R. Burch
     
    Cunning
    at sunning
    and dunning,
    the stunning
    young woman’s in the running
    to be found exposed on the cover
    of some patronizing lover.
     
    In this case the cover is a bed cover, where the enterprising young mistress is about to be covered herself.
    
    
    
    First Base Freeze
    by Michael R. Burch
     
    I find your love unappealing
    (no, make that appalling)
    because you prefer kissing
    then stalling.
    
    
    
    Paradoxical Ode to Antinatalism
    by Michael R. Burch 
    
    A stay on love 
    would end death’s hateful sway,
    someday.
    
    A stay on love 
    would thus BE love,
    I say.
    
    Be true to love
    and thus end death’s
    fell sway!
    
    
    
    Less Heroic Couplets: Crop Duster
    by Michael R. Burch 
    
    We are dust and to dust we must return ...
    but why, then, life’s pointless sojourn?
    
    
    
    Translations
    
    Birdsong
    by Rumi
    loose translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Birdsong relieves
    my deepest griefs:
    now I'm just as ecstatic as they,
    but with nothing to say!
    Please universe,
    rehearse
    your poetry
    through me!
    
    Raise your words, not their volume. 
    Rain grows flowers, not thunder.
    —Rumi, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    The imbecile constructs cages for everyone he knows, 
    while the sage (who has to duck his head whenever the moon glows) 
    keeps dispensing keys all night long
    to the beautiful, rowdy, prison gang.
    —Hafiz loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    An unbending tree 
    breaks easily.
    —Lao Tzu, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Little sparks ignite great flames.—Dante, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Love distills the eyes’ desires, love bewitches the heart with its grace.—Euripides, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Once fanaticism has gangrened brains 
    the incurable malady invariably remains. 
    —Voltaire, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Booksellers laud authors for novel editions
    as pimps praise their whores for exotic positions.
    —Thomas Campion, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    No wind is favorable to the man who lacks direction.
    —Seneca the Younger, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    My objective is not to side with the majority, but to avoid the ranks of the insane.—Marcus Aurelius, translation by Michael R. Burch 
    
    To know what we do know, and to know what we don't, is true knowledge.—Confucius, sometimes incorrectly attributed to Nicolaus Copernicus, loose translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Where our senses fail,
    reason must prevail.
    —Galileo Galilei, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Hypocrisy may deceive the most perceptive adult, but the dullest child recognizes and is revolted by it, however ingeniously disguised.
    —Leo Tolstoy translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Just as I select a ship when it's time to travel, 
    or a house when it's time to change residences, 
    even so I will choose when it's time to depart from life.
    —Seneca, speaking about the right to euthanasia in the first century AD, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Improve yourself by others' writings, attaining freely what they purchased at the expense of experience.
    —Socrates, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Fools call wisdom foolishness.
    ?Euripides, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    One true friend is worth ten thousand kin.
    ?Euripides, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Not to speak one’s mind is slavery.
    ?Euripides, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    I would rather die standing than kneel, a slave.
    ?Euripides, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Fresh tears are wasted on old griefs.
    ?Euripides, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    To live without philosophizing is to close one's eyes and never attempt to open them.
    —René Descartes, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    We who left behind the Aegean’s bellowings
    Now sleep peacefully here on the mid-plains of Ecbatan:
    Farewell, dear Athens, nigh to Euboea,
    Farewell, dear sea!
    —Michael R. Burch, after Plato
    
    
    
    Native American Proverb
    loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Before you judge
    a man for his sins
    be sure to trudge
    many moons in his moccasins.
    
    
    
    Native American Proverb
    by Crazy Horse, Oglala Lakota Sioux (circa 1840-1877)
    loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    A man must pursue his Vision
    as the eagle explores
    the sky's deepest blues.
    
    
    
    Native American Proverb
    loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Let us walk respectfully here
    among earth's creatures, great and small,
    remembering, our footsteps light,
    that one wise God created all.
    
    
    
    The Least of These...
    
    What you
    do
    to
    the refugee
    you
    do
    unto
    Me! 
    —Jesus Christ, translation/paraphrase by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    The Church Gets the Burch Rod
    
    How can the Bible be "infallible" when from Genesis to Revelation slavery is commanded and condoned, but never condemned? —Michael R. Burch
    
    If God
    is good
    half the Bible
    is libel.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    I have my doubts about your God and his "love": 
    If one screams below, what the hell is "Above"? 
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    If God has the cattle on a thousand hills, 
    why does he need my tithes to pay his bills? 
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    The best tonic for other people's bad ideas is to think for oneself.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Hell hath no fury like a fundamentalist whose God condemned him for having "impure thoughts."—Michael R. Burch
    
    Religion is the difficult process of choosing the least malevolent invisible friends.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Religion is the opiate of the people.—Karl Marx
    Religion is the dopiate of the sheeple.—Michael R. Burch
    
    An ideal that cannot be realized is, in the end, just wishful thinking.—Michael R. Burch
    
    God and his "profits" could never agree
    on any gospel acceptable to an intelligent flea.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    To fall an inch short of infinity is to fall infinitely short.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Most Christians make God seem like the Devil. Atheists and agnostics at least give him the "benefit of the doubt."—Michael R. Burch
    
    Hell has been hellishly overdone
    since Jehovah and his prophets never mentioned it once.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    (Bible scholars agree: the word "hell" has been removed from the Old Testaments of the more accurate modern Bible translations. And the few New Testament verses that mention "hell" are obvious mistranslations.)
    
    
    
    If every witty thing that's said were true, 
    Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You! 
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Questionable Credentials
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Poet? Critic? Dilettante? 
    Do you know what's good, or do you merely flaunt? 
    
    (Published by Asses of Parnassus, the first poem in the April 2017 issue) 
    
    
    
    Dry Hump
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    You came to me as rain breaks on the desert
    when every flower springs to life at once, 
    but joy is an illusion to the expert: 
    the Bedouin has learned how not to want.
    
    
    
    Lines in Favor of Female Muses
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    I guess Asses of Parnassus are okay...
    But those Lasses of Parnassus? My! Olé! 
    
    (Published by Asses of Parnassus) 
    
    
    
    Meal Deal
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Love is a splendid ideal
    (at least till it costs us a meal) . 
    
    
    
    Long Division
    by Michael R. Burch as Kim Cherub
    
    All things become one
    Through death's long division
    And perfect precision. 
    
    
    
    i o u
    by mrb
    
    i might have said it
    but i didn't
    
    u might have noticed
    but u wouldn't
    
    we might have been us
    but we couldn't
    
    u might respond
    but probably shouldn't
    
    
    
    Mate Check
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Love is an ache hearts willingly secure
    then break the bank to cure.
    
    
    
    Incompatibles
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Reason's treason! 
    cries the Heart.
    
    Love's insane, 
    replies the Brain. 
    
    (Originally published by Light) 
    
    
    
    Death is the ultimate finality
    and banality
    of reality.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Stage Fright
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    To be or not to be? 
    In the end Hamlet
    opted for naught.
    
    
    
    Grave Oversight I
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    The dead are always with us, 
    and yet they are naught! 
    
    
    
    Grave Oversight II
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    for Jim Dunlap, who winked and suggested “not” 
    
    The dead are either naught
    or naughty, being so sought. 
    
    
    
    Feathered Fiends
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Fascists of a feather
    flock together.
    
    
    
    Last Anthem
    by Michael R. Burch 
    
    Where you have gone are the shadows falling . . .
    does memory pale
    like a fossil in shale
    . . . do you not hear me calling?
    
    Where you have gone do the shadows lengthen . . .
    does memory wane
    with the absence of pain
    . . . is silence at last your anthem?
    
    
    
    Why the Kid Gloves Came Off
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    for Lemuel Ibbotson
    
    It's hard to be a man of taste 
    in such a waste: 
    hence the lambaste.
    
    
    
    Housman was right...
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    It's true that life's not much to lose, 
    so why not hang out on a cloud? 
    It's just the bon voyage is hard 
    and the objections loud.
    
    
    
    Descent
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    I have listened to the rain all this morning 
    and it has a certain gravity, 
    as if it knows its destination, 
    perhaps even its particular destiny. 
    I do not believe mine is to be uplifted, 
    although I, too, may be flung precipitously 
    and from a great height.
    
    
    
    Reading between the lines
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Who could have read so much, as we? 
    Having the time, but not the inclination, 
    TV has become our philosophy, 
    sheer boredom, our recreation.
    
    
    
    Ironic Vacation
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Salzburg. 
    Seeing Mozart's baby grand piano. 
    Standing in the presence of sheer incalculable genius. 
    Grabbing my childish pen to write a poem & challenge the Immortals. 
    Next stop, the catacombs! 
    
    
    
    Imperfect Perfection
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    You're too perfect for words—
    a problem for a poet.
    
    
    
    Expert Advice
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Your breasts are perfect for your lithe, slender body. 
    Please stop making false comparisons your hobby! 
    
    
    
    Biblical Knowledge or "Knowing Coming and Going"
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    The wisest man the world has ever seen
    had fourscore concubines and threescore queens? 
    This gives us pause, and so we venture hence—
    he "knew" them, wisely, in the wider sense.
    
    
    
    Snap Shots
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Our daughters must be celibate, 
    die virgins. We triangulate 
    their early paths to heaven (for 
    the martyrs they'll soon conjugate) . 
    
    We like to hook a little tail. 
    We hope there's decent ass in jail. 
    Don't fool with us; our bombs are smart! 
    (We'll send the plans, ASAP, e-mail.) 
    
    The soul is all that matters; why 
    hoard gold if it offends the eye? 
    A pension plan? Don't make us laugh! 
    We have your plan for sainthood. (Die.) 
    
    
    
    I sampled honeysuckle
    and it made my taste buds buckle. 
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    State of the Art?
    
    A poet may work from sun to sun, 
    but his editor's work is never done. 
    
    The editor's work is never done. 
    The critic adjusts his cummerbund. 
    
    While the critic adjusts his cummerbund, 
    the audience exits to mingle and slum. 
    
    As the audience exits to mingle and slum, 
    the anthologist rules, a pale jury of one. 
    
    
    
    Prose Epigrams
    
    We cannot change the past, but we can learn from it.—Michael R. Burch
    
    When I was being bullied, I had to learn not to judge myself by the opinions of intolerant morons. Then I felt much better.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Justice may be blind, but does she have to be deaf too?—Michael R. Burch
    
    The Golden Rule is much easier to recite than observe. — Michael R. Burch 
    
    The Golden Rule is much easier to recite for others' benefit than to observe oneself. — Michael R. Burch
    
    Consider a Golden Mean when the Golden Rule is employed. Some people are much harder on themselves than on others. — Michael R. Burch
    
    The most dangerous words ever uttered by human lips are “Thus saith the LORD.” — Michael R. Burch
    
    There is nothing at all supreme, nor anything remotely just, about Clarence Thomas.—Michael R. Burch
    
    How can we predict the future, when tomorrow is as uncertain as Trump's next tweet?—Michael R. Burch
    
    One man's coronation is another man's consternation.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Poetry moves the heart as well as the reason.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Poetry is the art of finding the right word at the right time.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Adam Gopnik called Randall Jarrell the “best-equipped” American poetry critic of the past century; he may have been the “best quipped” as well.?Michael R. Burch
    
    I will never grok picking a picky rule over a Poem! – Michael R. Burch
    
    Improve yourself by others' writings, attaining freely what they purchased at great expense. — Socrates, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Experience is the best teacher but a hard taskmaster.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Heaven and hell seem unreasonable to me: the actions of men do not deserve such extremes.
    —Jorge Luis Borges, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Reality is neither probable nor likely.
    —Jorge Luis Borges, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Wayne Gretzky was pure skill poured into skates.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Neither the leaf nor the tree laments karma.—Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Less Heroic Couplets: Gilded Silence
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Golden silence reigned supreme
    in my nightmare and her dream.
    
    
    
    Christ! 
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    If I knew men could be so dumb,
    I would never have come!
    
    Now you lie, cheat and steal in my name
    and make it a thing of shame.
    
    Did I heal the huge holes in your heart, in your head?
    Isn’t it obvious: I’m dead
    and unable to repeal what I never said?
    
    
    
    A Further Farewell to Dentistry
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    (for and after Richard Moore, from whom I absconded the title)
    
    Lately I've been eschewing
    ice chewing
    and my indentured dentist’s been boo-hooing.
    
    
    
    a passing question for the Moral Majority:
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    since GOD created u so gullible
    how did u conclude HE’s so lovable?
    
    
    
    Piecemeal
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    And so it begins—the ending.
    The narrowing veins, the soft tissues rending. 
    Your final solution is pending.
    (A pale Piggy-Wiggy
    will discount your demise as no biggie.) 
    
    
    
    Ah! Sunflower
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    after William Blake
    
    O little yellow flower
    like a star ...
    how beautiful,
    how wonderful
    we are!
    
    
    
    A Passing Observation about Thinking Outside the Box
    by Michael R. Burch 
    
    William Blake had no public, and yet he’s still read.
    His critics are dead.
    I didn’t mean to love you,
    but I did.
    Best leave the rest unsaid,
    hid-
    den
    and unbidden.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    You imagine life is good,
    but have you actually understood?
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    Living with a body ain’t much fun.
    Harder, still, to live without one.
    Whatever happened to our day in the sun?
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    How little remains of our joys and our pains.
    How little remains of our losses and gains.
    How little remains of whatever remains.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    Sometimes I feel better, it’s true,
    but mostly I’m still not over you.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    Don’t let the past defeat you.
    Learn from it, but don’t dwell.
    Have no regrets at “farewell.”
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    Haughty moon,
    when did I ever trouble you,
    insomnia’s co-conspirator!
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    Every day’s a new chance to lose weight,
    but most likely,
    I’ll
    ... procrastinate ...
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Big Ben Boner
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Early to bed, hurriedly to rise
    makes a man stealthy,
    and that’s why he’s wealthy:
    what the hell is he doing behind your closed eyes?
    
    Friend, how you’ll squirm
    when you belatedly learn
    that you’re the worm!
    
    
    
    Pecking Disorder
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Love has a pecking order,
    or maybe a dis-order,
    a hell we recognize
    if we merely open our eyes:
    the attractive win at birth,
    while those of ample girth
    are deemed of little worth
    from Nottingham to Perth.
    
    Nottingham is said to have the most beautiful women in the world.
    
    
    
    Tease
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    It’s what you always say, okay?
    It’s what you always say:
    C’mon let’s play,
    roll in the hay,
    It’s what you always say. Ole!
    
    But little do you do, it’s true.
    But little do you do.
    A little diddle, run to piddle ...
    we never really screw!
    That’s you!
    
    
    
    Observance (II)
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    fifty years later...
    
    The trees are in their autumn beauty,
    majestic to the eye.
    Whoever felt as I,
                                 whoever
    felt them doomed to die
    despite their flamboyant colors?
    
    They seem like knights of dismal countenance ...
    as if, windmills themselves,
    they might tilt with the bloody sky.
    
    And yet their favors gaily fly!
    
    KEYWORDS/TAGS: epigram, epigrams, love, life, living, fun, sun, joy, pain, past, sad, sadness
    
    
    
    In My House
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    I was once the only caucasian in the software company I founded and managed. I had two fine young black programmers working for me, and they both had keys to my house. This poem looks back to the dark days of slavery and the Civil War it produced.
    
    When you were in my house
    you were not free—
    in chains bound.
    
    "Manifest Destiny?"
    
    I was wrong; 
    my plantation burned to the ground.
    I was wrong.
    
    This is my song, 
    this is my plea: 
    I was wrong.
    
    When you are in my house, 
    now, I am not free.
    
    I feel the song
    hurling itself back at me.
    
    We were wrong.
    This is my history.
    
    I feel my tongue
    stilting accordingly.
    
    We were wrong; 
    brother, forgive me.
    
    Published by Black Medina 
    
    Keywords/Tags: Race, Racism, Black Lives Matter, Equality, Brotherhood, Fraternity, Sisterhood, Tolerance, Acceptance, Civil Rights
    
    
    
    Floating
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Memories flood the sand’s unfolding scroll;
    they pour in with the long, cursive tides of night.
    
    Memories of revenant blue eyes and wild lips
    moist and frantic against my own.
    
    Memories of ghostly white limbs . . .
    of soft sighs
    heard once again in the surf’s strangled moans.
    
    We meet in the scarred, fissured caves of old dreams,
    green waves of algae billowing about you,
    becoming your hair.
    
    Suspended there,
    where pale sunset discolors the sea,
    I see all that you are
    and all that you have become to me.
    
    Your love is a sea,
    and I am its trawler—
    harbored in dreams,
    I ride out night’s storms.
    
    Unanchored, I drift through the hours before morning,
    dreaming the solace of your warm breasts,
    pondering your riddles, savoring the feel
    of the explosions of your hot, saline breath.
    
    And I rise sometimes
    from the tropical darkness
    to gaze once again out over the sea . . .
    You watch in the moonlight
    that brushes the water;
    
    bright waves throw back your reflection at me.
    
    This is one of my more surreal poems, as the sea and lover become one. I believe I wrote this one at age 19. It has been published by Penny Dreadful, Romantics Quarterly, Boston Poetry Magazine and Poetry Life & Times. The poem may have had a different title when it was originally published, but it escapes me . . . ah, yes, "Entanglements."
    
    
    
    Instruction
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Toss this poem aside
    to the filigreed and the prettified tide
    of sunset.
    
    Strike my name,
    and still it is all the same.
    The onset
    
    of night is in the despairing skies;
    each hut shuts its bright bewildered eyes.
    The wind sighs
    
    and my heart sighs with her—
    my only companion, O Lovely Drifter!
    Still, men are not wise.
    
    The moon appears; the arms of the wind lift her,
    pooling the light of her silver portent,
    while men, impatient,
    
    are beings of hurried and harried despair.
    Now willows entangle their fragrant hair.
    Men sleep.
    
    Cornsilk tassels the moonbright air.
    Deep is the sea; the stars are fair.
    I reap.
    
    Originally published by Romantics Quarterly
    
    
    
    Anyte Epigrams
    
    Stranger, rest your weary legs beneath the elms;
    hear how coolly the breeze murmurs through their branches;
    then take a bracing draught from the mountain-fed fountain;
    for this is welcome shade from the burning sun.
    —Anyte, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Here I stand, Hermes, in the crossroads
    by the windswept elms near the breezy beach,
    providing rest to sunburned travelers,
    and cold and brisk is my fountain’s abundance.
    —Anyte, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Sit here, quietly shaded by the luxuriant foliage,
    and drink cool water from the sprightly spring,
    so that your weary breast, panting with summer’s labors,
    may take rest from the blazing sun.
    —Anyte, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    This is the grove of Cypris,
    for it is fair for her to look out over the land to the bright deep,
    that she may make the sailors’ voyages happy,
    as the sea trembles, observing her brilliant image.
    —Anyte, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Nossis Epigrams
    
    There is nothing sweeter than love.
    All other delights are secondary.
    Thus, I spit out even honey.
    This is what Gnossis says:
    Whom Aphrodite does not love,
    Is bereft of her roses.
    —Nossis, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Most revered Hera, the oft-descending from heaven,
    behold your Lacinian shrine fragrant with incense
    and receive the linen robe your noble child Nossis,
    daughter of Theophilis and Cleocha, has woven for you.
    —Nossis, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Stranger, if you sail to Mitylene, my homeland of beautiful dances,
    to indulge in the most exquisite graces of Sappho,
    remember I also was loved by the Muses, who bore me and reared me there.
    My name, never forget it!, is Nossis. Now go!
    —Nossis, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Pass me with ringing laughter, then award me
    a friendly word: I am Rinthon, scion of Syracuse,
    a small nightingale of the Muses; from their tragedies
    I was able to pluck an ivy, unique, for my own use.
    —Nossis, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Excerpts from “Distaff”
    by Erinna
    loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    … the moon rising …
          … leaves falling …
               … waves lapping a windswept shore …
    
    … and our childish games, Baucis, do you remember? ...
    
    ... Leaping from white horses, 
    running on reckless feet through the great courtyard.   
    “You’re it!’ I cried, ‘You’re the Tortoise now!”
    But when your turn came to pursue your pursuers,
    you darted beyond the courtyard,
    dashed out deep into the waves, 
    splashing far beyond us …
    
    … My poor Baucis, these tears I now weep are your warm memorial, 
    these traces of embers still smoldering in my heart
    for our silly amusements, now that you lie ash …
    
    … Do you remember how, as girls, 
    we played at weddings with our dolls, 
    pretending to be brides in our innocent beds? ...
    
    ... How sometimes I was your mother,
    allotting wool to the weaver-women, 
    calling for you to unreel the thread? ...
    
    … Do you remember our terror of the monster Mormo
    with her huge ears, her forever-flapping tongue,
    her four slithering feet, her shape-shifting face? ...
    
    ... Until you mother called for us to help with the salted meat ...
    
    ... But when you mounted your husband’s bed,
    dearest Baucis, you forgot your mothers’ warnings!
    Aphrodite made your heart forgetful ...
    
    ... Desire becomes oblivion ...
    
    ... Now I lament your loss, my dearest friend. 
    I can’t bear to think of that dark crypt.
    I can’t bring myself to leave the house. 
    I refuse to profane your corpse with my tearless eyes. 
    I refuse to cut my hair, but how can I mourn with my hair unbound?
    I blush with shame at the thought of you! …
    
    ... But in this dark house, O my dearest Baucis,
    My deep grief is ripping me apart. 
    Wretched Erinna! Only nineteen,
    I moan like an ancient crone, eying this strange distaff ...
    
    O Hymen! . . . O Hymenaeus! . . .
    Alas, my poor Baucis!
    
    
    
    Sophocles Epigrams
    
    One of the first great voices to directly question whether human being should give birth was that of Sophocles, around 2,500 years ago ...
    
    Not to have been born is best,
    and blessed
    beyond the ability of words to express.
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    It’s a hundred times better not be born;
    but if we cannot avoid the light,
    the path of least harm is swiftly to return
    to death’s eternal night!
    —Sophocles, Oedipus at Colonus, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Never to be born may be the biggest boon of all.
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Oblivion: What a boon, to lie unbound by pain!
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    The happiest life is one empty of thought.
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Consider no man happy till he lies dead, free of pain at last.
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    What is worse than death? When death is desired but denied.
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    When a man endures nothing but endless miseries, what is the use of hanging on day after day,
    edging closer and closer toward death? Anyone who warms his heart with the false glow of flickering hope is a wretch! The noble man should live with honor and die with honor. That's all that can be said.
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Children anchor their mothers to life.
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    How terrible, to see the truth when the truth brings only pain to the seer!
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Wisdom outweighs all the world's wealth.
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Fortune never favors the faint-hearted.
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Wait for evening to appreciate the day's splendor.
    —Sophocles (circa 497-406 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Homer Epigrams
    
    For the gods have decreed that unfortunate mortals must suffer, while they themselves are sorrowless.
    —Homer (circa 800 BC), Iliad 24.525-526, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    “It is best not to be born or, having been born, to pass on as swiftly as possible.”
    —attributed to Homer (circa 800 BC), loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Surrender to sleep at last! What an ordeal, keeping watch all night, wide awake. Soon you’ll succumb to sleep and escape all your troubles. Sleep. — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Any moment might be our last. Earth’s magnificence? Magnified because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than at this moment. We will never pass this way again. — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Let’s hope the gods are willing. They rule the vaulting skies. They’re stronger than men to plan, execute and realize their ambitions.—Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Passage home? Impossible! Surely you have something else in mind, Goddess, urging me to cross the ocean’s endless expanse in a raft. So vast, so full of danger! Hell, sometimes not even the sea-worthiest ships can prevail, aided as they are by Zeus’s mighty breath! I’ll never set foot on a raft, Goddess, until you swear by all that’s holy you’re not plotting some new intrigue! — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Few sons surpass their fathers; most fall short, all too few overachieve. — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Beauty! Ah, Terrible Beauty! A deathless Goddess, she startles our eyes! — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Many dread seas and many dark mountain ranges lie between us. — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    The lives of mortal men? Like the leaves’ generations. Now the old leaves fall, blown and scattered by the wind. Soon the living timber bursts forth green buds as spring returns. Even so with men: as one generation is born, another expires. — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Since I’m attempting to temper my anger, it does not behoove me to rage unrelentingly on. — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Overpowering memories subsided to grief. Priam wept freely for Hector, who had died crouching at Achilles’ feet, while Achilles wept himself, first for his father, then for Patroclus, as their mutual sobbing filled the house. — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    “Genius is discovered in adversity, not prosperity.” — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Ruin, the eldest daughter of Zeus, blinds us all with her fatal madness. With those delicate feet of hers, never touching the earth, she glides over our heads, trapping us all. First she entangles you, then me, in her lethal net. — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Death and Fate await us all. Soon comes a dawn or noon or sunset when someone takes my life in battle, with a well-flung spear or by whipping a deadly arrow from his bow. — Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Death is the Great Leveler, not even the immortal gods can defend the man they love most when the dread day dawns for him to take his place in the dust.—Homer, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Ancient Roman Epigrams
    
    Wall, I'm astonished that you haven't collapsed,
    since you're holding up verses so prolapsed!
    —Ancient Roman graffiti, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    There is nothing so pointless, so perfidious as human life! ... The ultimate bliss is not to be born; otherwise we should speedily slip back into the original Nothingness.
    —Seneca, On Consolation to Marcia, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Truths are more likely discovered by one man than by nations.
    —Rene Descartes, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    
    
    
    EPIGRAM TRANSLATIONS BY MICHAEL R. BURCH
    
    Speechless at Auschwitz
    by Ko Un
    loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    At Auschwitz
    piles of glasses
    mountains of shoes ...
    returning, we stared out different windows.
    
    Ko Un speaks for all of us, by not knowing what to say about the evidence of the Holocaust, and man's inhumanity to man.
    
    Ko Un was speechless at Auschwitz.
    Someday, when it’s too late,
    will we be speechless at Gaza?
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Booksellers laud authors for novel editions
    as pimps praise their whores for exotic positions.
    —Thomas Campion, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    A question that sometimes drives me hazy:
    am I or are the others crazy?
    —Albert Einstein, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Elevate your words, not their volume. Rain grows flowers, not thunder.—Rumi, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Why should I brood when every petal of my being is blossoming?—Rumi, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    What you seek also pursues you.—Rumi, loose translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    This is love: to fly toward a mysterious sky, 
    to cause ten thousand veils to fall. 
    First, to stop clinging to life, 
    then to step out, without feet ...
    —Rumi, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Love renders reason senseless.
    —Rumi, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    I test the tightrope
    balancing a child
    in each arm.
    —Vera Pavlova, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Let me live with joy today, since tomorrow is unforeseeable.
    —Palladas of Alexandria, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    To live without philosophizing is to close one's eyes and never attempt to open them. – Rene Descartes, loose translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Religion is the opiate of the people.—Karl Marx
    Religion is the dopiate of the sheeple.—Michael R. Burch
    
    How happy the soul who speeds back to the Source,
    but crowned with peace is the one who never came.
    —a Sophoclean passage from the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Improve yourself by others' writings, attaining freely what they purchased at great expense.
    —Socrates, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    EPIGRAMS BY MICHAEL R. BURCH
    
    
    
    Brief Fling
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    “Epigram”
    means cram,
    then scram!
    
    Published by Brief Poems, Poem Today and The HyperTexts
    
    
    
    Brief Fling II
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    To write an epigram, 
    cram.
    If you lack wit, scram!
    
    Published by Brief Poems, Ethnu Couplet and The HyperTexts
    
    
    
    Brief Fling III
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    No one gives a damn about my epigram?
    And yet they’ll spend billions on Boy George and Wham!
    Do they have any idea just how hard I cram?
    
    
    
    Nod to the Master
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    for the Divine Oscar Wilde
    
    If every witty thing that’s said were true,
    Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!
    
    
    
    Stage Fright
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    To be or not to be?
    In the end Hamlet
    opted for naught.
    
    
    
    Erotic Errata
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    I didn’t mean to love you; if I did,
    it came unbid-
    en, and should’ve remained hid-
    den!
    
    
    
    Dry Hump
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    You came to me as rain breaks on the desert
    when every flower springs to life at once.
    But joys are wan illusions to the expert:
    the Bedouin has learned how not to want.
    
    
    
    Love is either wholly folly,
    or fully holy.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Intimations
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Let mercy surround us
    with a sweet persistence.
    
    Let love propound to us
    that life is infinitely more than existence.
    
    
    
    Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Building her brand, she disrobes,
    naked, except for her earlobes.
    
    
    
    Less Heroic Couplets: Shell Game
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    I saw a turtle squirtle!
    Before you ask, “How fertile?”
    The squirt came from its mouth.
    Why do your thoughts fly south?
    
    
    
    The best tonic for other people's bad ideas is to think for oneself.—Michael R. Burch
    
    I will never grok picking a picky rule over a Poem!—Michael R. Burch
    
    Experience is the best teacher but a hard taskmaster.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Wayne Gretzky was pure skill poured into skates.—Michael R. Burch
    
    Neither the leaf nor the tree laments karma.—Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Less Heroic Couplets: Gilded Silence
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Golden silence reigned supreme
    in my nightmare and her dream.
    
    
    
    Villanelle of an Opportunist
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    I’m not looking for someone to save.
    A gal has to do what a gal has to do:
    I’m looking for a man with one foot in the grave. 
    
    How many highways to hell must I pave 
    with intentions imagined, not true?
    I’m not looking for someone to save.
    
    Fools praise compassion while weaklings rave,
    but a gal has to do what a gal has to do. 
    I’m looking for a man with one foot in the grave. 
    
    Some praise the Lord but the Devil’s my fave
    because he has led me to you!
    I’m not looking for someone to save.
    
    In the land of the free and the home of the brave,
    a gal has to do what a gal has to do. 
    I’m looking for a man with one foot in the grave. 
    
    Every day without meds becomes a close shave
    and the razor keeps tempting me too. 
    I’m not looking for someone to save:
    I’m looking for a man with one foot in the grave. 
    
    
    
    She is brighter than dawn
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    for Beth
    
    There’s a light about her
    like the moon through a mist:
    a bright incandescence 
    with which she is blessed
    
    and my heart to her light
    like the tide now is pulled . . .
    she is fair, O, and bright
    like the moon silver-veiled.
    
    There’s a fire within her
    like the sun’s leaping forth
    to lap up the darkness
    of night from earth's hearth
    
    and my eyes to her flame
    like twin moths now are drawn
    till my heart is consumed.
    She is brighter than dawn.
    
    
    
    The Difference
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    The chimneysweeps
    will weep
    for Blake,
    who wrote his poems
    for their dear sake.
    
    The critics clap,
    polite, for you.
    Another poem
    for poets,
    Whooo!
    
    
    
    Crunch
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    for Trump
    
    A cockroach could live nine months on the dried mucous you scrounge from your nose
    then fling like seedplants to the slowly greening floor ...
    
    You claim to be the advanced life form, but, mon frere, 
    sometimes as you snatch encrusted kinks of hair from your Leviathan ass
    and muse softly on zits, icebergs snap off the Antarctic.
    
    You’re an evolutionary quandary, in need of a sacral ganglion
    to control your enlarged, contradictory hindquarters:
    surely the brain should migrate closer to its primary source of information, 
    in order to ensure the survival of the species.
    
    Cockroaches thrive on eyeboogers and feces;
    their exoskeletons expand and gleam like burnished armor in the presence of uranium.
    But your cranium
                         is not nearly so adaptable.
    
    “Crunch” is a poem about evolution and survival of the fittest which questions where human beings really are the planet earth’s most advanced life forms. Keywords/Tags: evolution, global warming, insects, cockroaches, advance life form, survival of the fittest, adaptability
    
    
    
    Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.—Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Viral Donald (I)
    by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
    
    Donald Trump is coronaviral:
    his brain's in a downward spiral.
    His pale nimbus of hair
    proves there's nothing up there
    but an empty skull, fluff and denial.
    
    
    
    Viral Donald (II)
    by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
    
    Why didn't Herr Trump, the POTUS,
    protect us from the Coronavirus?
    That weird orange corona of hair's an alarm:
    Trump is the Virus in Human Form!
    
    
    
    Limerick-Ode to a Much-Eaten Ass
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    There wonst wus a president, Trump,
    whose greatest ass (et) wus his rump.
    It was padded ’n’ shiny,
    that great orange hiney,
    but to drain it we’d need a sump pump!
    
    
    
    The Less-Than-Divine Results of My Prayers to be Saved from Televangelists
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    I’m old,
    no longer bold,
    just cold,
    and (truth be told),
    been bought and sold,
    rolled
    by the wolves and the lambs in the fold.
    
    Who’s to be told
    by this worn-out scold?
    The complaint department is always on hold. 
    
    
    
    Poets laud Justice’s
    high principles.
    Trump just gropes
    her raw genitals.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Teeter Tots
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    For your spuds to become Tater Tots,
    first, artfully cut out the knots,
    then dice them to cubes
    deep-fried, served to rubes,
    (but not if they’re acting like snots). 
    
    
    
    Spring Was Delayed
    by Michael R. Burch 
    
    Winter came early:
    the driving snows,
    the delicate frosts
    that crystallize
    
    all we forget
    or refuse to know,
    all we regret
    that makes us wise.
    
    Spring was delayed:
    the nubile rose,
    the tentative sun,
    the wind’s soft sighs,
    
    all we omit
    or refuse to show,
    whatever we shield
    behind guarded eyes.
    
    Originally published by Borderless Journal
    
    
    
    Native American Prayer
    loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Help us learn the lessons you have left us here
    in every leaf and rock.
    
    
    
    "Lu Zhai" ("Deer Park")
    by Wang Wei (699-759)
    loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Uninhabited hills ...
    except that now and again the silence is broken
    by something like the sound of distant voices
    as the sun's sinking rays illuminate lichens ...
    
    Wang Wei (699-759) was a Chinese poet, musician, painter, and politician during the Tang dynasty. He had 29 poems included in the 18th-century anthology Three Hundred Tang Poems. "Lu Zhai" ("Deer Park") is one of his best-known poems.
    
    
    
    I’m afraid Donald Justice was a bit over-optimistic in his poem “Men at Forty” …
    
    Men at Sixty
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    after Donald Justice's "Men at Forty"
    
    Learn to gently close
    doors to rooms
    you can never re-enter.
    
    Rest against the stair rail
    as the solid steps
    buck and buckle like ships’ decks.
    
    Rediscover in mirrors
    your father’s face
    once warm with the mystery of lather,
    now electrically plucked.
    
    
    
    That country wench bewitches your heart?
    Hell, her most beguiling art’s
    hiking her dress
    to seduce you with her ankles' nakedness!
    Sappho, fragment 57, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    When I visited Byron's residence at Newstead Abbey, there were peacocks running around the grounds, which I thought appropriate. 
    
    Byron
    was not a shy one,
    as peacocks run.
    —Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Reality is neither probable nor likely.
    —Jorge Luis Borges, translation by Michael R. Burch
    
    
    
    Epitaph for the Child Erotion
    by Marcus Valerius Martial
    loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch
    
    Lie lightly on her, grass and dew ...
    So little weight she placed on you.
    
    
    
    Erotic Errata
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    I didn’t mean to love you; if I did,
    it came unbid-
    en, 
    and should’ve remained hid-
    den!
    
    
    
    Brief Fling
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    “Epigram”
    means cram,
    then scram!
    
    
    
    Salvation of a Formalist, an Ode to Entropy
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    Entropy?
    God's universal decree
    That I get to be
    Disorderly?
    Suddenly
    My erstwhile boxed-in verse is free?
    Wheeeeee!
    
    
    
    God Had a Plan
    by Michael R. Burch
    
    God had a plan
    though it was hardly “divine.”
    He created a terror: 
    Frankenstein.
    
    He blamed death on man:
    was that part of the plan
    so hard to define,
    or did he just cut his losses?
    
    Now sleepless he tosses
    hearing the screams, 
    the wild anger and fear
    of men in despair.
    
    Just disappear!,
    he cries to himself
    on his fearful bed,
    tearful, afraid
    of those he misled. 
    
    Ah-men!
    
    
    Keywords/Tags: epigram, epigrams, Wang Wei, Chinese, translation, nature, animal, deer, park, hills, silence, sound, voices, wind, voice, sun, rays, illuminate, peace, growth, wisdom, elegy, eulogy, child, childhood, death, death of a friend, lament, lamentation, epitaph, grave, funeral, proverbs, quotes, sayings, mrbepi
    
    Published as the collection "Epigrams"
    

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