SUPERMARKET WOES
So would they panic buy
again?
'Twas not a case of it but
when
It started early yesterday
When toilet roll just rolled
away.
Then tinned tomatoes all
ran low,
I drew a blank in Tesco,
so
I turned to Waitrose in a
huff
But they were low on other
stuff.
For tins and bread I didn't
look far
I did not need to go to the
Spar.
And women fought like
seasoned mobsters
Over two remaining lobsters.
They'd put a limit on quails'
eggs,
Leaving me with just the
dregs.
Aldi was a different story,
Got some goodies, felt
the glory,
But there I saw a pair of
fools
Stocking up on paddling
pools.
While there's no issue
finding crumpets
The store has put a cap
on trumpets.
You may be OK buying
rice
But welding kits sell in
a trice.
So pop in quick for your
best buys,
Things disappear before
your eyes.
For me, I feel, let's stop
this madness
Panic buying leads to
sadness.
I'll just think, who gives
a damn?
There's always that old
tin f Spam.
Shopping each and every
day
Does nothing to cure my
own dismay.
I can soon blow off the
shopping dust
And face Fray Bentos
if I must!
THE END